Stupid Shaving Can

So after months of not shaving, I decided that it was time to do so. For the past years I've been using my Intimate Shaver. I love that shaver b/c I don't need no stupid shaving cream. Since I've been broke, I bought some shavers w/ Skinmate shaving cream to use. With 3 people sharing a shower, I had no where to put my stupid shaving can so i stuffed it where I could. As I was shaving, it fell down and hit the living crap out of my left feet. It friggin hurts like crazy and now I have a big as bump on my feet. It fucking hurts like crazy and I soooo wanna kill that shaving can.